most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to someone “bold of you to assume i have dignity” and i won’t lie it was the most powerful I’ve felt in years
I was in the car with my family and my mom was talking about how much time she thinks “our generation wastes on the internet” or whatever. And I was explaining how I use the internet to read and curate more interests and hobbies and expand my social horizons etc. and she was just like “Well fine if that’s how you want to live. You can waste all your time on the internet if that’s what you want but I beg to differ” and without thinking I just said “then beg.” and the entire car went silent until we got home. it was the biggest power move i have ever made to date
Residents of Suzano, in the São Paulo Metropolitan Region, met an unexpected visitor for Community Day: a statue of the Pokémon Bulbasaur, which emerged in one of the city’s main squares. The statue brings the iconic little monster up on a pedestal, with the words “A wild Bulbasaur appeared!” In reference to the classic portable games of Nintendo.
God bless whoever made this.
He was one of many! Whoever does these statues, they’s a true pokémon master!
Some have been vandalized :( hopefully they’ll eventually be restored though.
pokemon theory of the day: the reason some pokemon evolve only when traded is that, in the wild, those pokemon don’t evolve until they’ve left the pack they were born into to start families of their own, so if they’re still with their original trainer, their biology says “oh there’s my parent, must not be out on my own yet, haunter is fine for now”
